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ughhh this christmas i will have a full functioning kitchen!
I wont wash your dishes, clothes, or clean after you.
But I will Love getting you fat.

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ughhh this christmas i will have a full functioning kitchen!

I wont wash your dishes, clothes, or clean after you.

But I will Love getting you fat.

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Don't you hate it when you make plans and they backfire.

cracknasty:

Like, it something you have been wanting to do. You’ve been sitting in the house for like a week and haven’t been anywhere. And your friends or someone, or just anyone you have been wanting to chill with, call you and they’re all like “Hey man, you wanna go out tonight. Maybe stay here. Get fucked up and just chill?” You’re all like FUCK YEAH. So you get all excited and you go and take a shower and think of how high you’re gonna be. You shave your legs that you haven’t done in like a week. Use your really good smelling shampoo and go get ready. You feel great and youre just ready to let loose.

Then the minute you step out of the shower you either get an IM or phone call and its all like “Yeah…. gonna have to cancel tonight…” And you just kinda are like fuck. Then your night is shot because thats reallllyyy what you wanted to do. So you sit on Tumblr all night and you’re just like yeah. It like a halfway pissed kind of halfway knew it was coming kind of thing because they do it all the time. Then you know you aren’t gonna chill with them for a long time again. So then you wonder why you even put up with them to start with….

Yeah. Hate that shit.

Story of my life, except id be dressed sitting on the edge of my bed waiting for them, and an hour later itd get cancelled.

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rooshoes:

holy shit his hand gestures

asia at its finest; making us robotic tails

the sad one :[

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Nipple piercings.

cracknasty:

As soon as I get money. I’m getting them.

then post your experience to bmezine so you can get a 30 day free subscription and see all the crazy shit people do to themselves.

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dis mai bf.
but for real.

dis mai bf.

but for real.